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A Christmas Wish

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 Dear love of my life, It's been a true emotional rollercoaster trying to figure myself out. Why I do the things I do and why I keep running circles with my emotional unavailability. And the only constant thought I never really managed to shake off the back of my mind is you. And that didn't even start with the first night we spent together, which was monumental in itself. No, it started way before that. It started the first moment my retina captured the sight of you that day at the bank when time stood still and the atom was split. And then my brain couldn't erase it. And even though at that time the possibility of me and you was only a fantasy, it eventually came true. But then I lost you and I've been searching for you ever since. And no matter how much time has passed, somehow I keep a door open for the posibility that maybe, just maybe one day I will wake up and see that beautiful smile of yours next to me.  Meanwhile I keep drowning myself in a sea of pointless pu...

Your body is a temple

Most people, when in a relationship, tend to let go of themselves. They no longer care about their appearance, they no longer care about how they eat, dress and so on. What happens is, if you're in a relationship, you falsely assume that your better half will love you for who you are, no matter what. And while it may be true that your partner appreciates you for your personality, in a single's world, your personality will only take you so far and only your mother can love you no matter what. So you've just realized that all these years of eating out, choosing pizza over chicken and salad, drinking beer and nachos while watching a game or going to the movies have left their mark on you in the shape of a pot belly and man boobs, and that your dress shirt no longer fits you. You just know that this is not the image of a playboy that can attract countless beautiful women in his bed, this is just an average middle aged guy looking like he needs a prostate exam and can barely f...

The Playboy Mansion

Ok, now that you've decided it's time for you to start anew, you best be doing that the right way. If you wanna be a playboy, you gotta start living like one. Or the closest you can get. And the best place to start is your crib. Now, regardless you have your own place, you rent or you're super rich and already have a mansion and a maid, you should remember that in other peoples eyes, your place is a reflection of yourself. And this reflection needs to be squeaky clean. As stated above, you should clean your place to the tiniest detail. Especially important are the bathroom, bedroom and kitchen. Let's start with the bathroom. Beside having all the tiles, faucets and toilet polished, you should bear in mind to have a variety of toiletries, not only for you, but also for every potential woman that will cross your doorstep. As such you should always keep handy some make-up pads, night cream, blow dryer, q tips, hair brush, extra set of toothbrushes, fresh set of towel...