A Christmas Wish

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 Dear love of my life, It's been a true emotional rollercoaster trying to figure myself out. Why I do the things I do and why I keep running circles with my emotional unavailability. And the only constant thought I never really managed to shake off the back of my mind is you. And that didn't even start with the first night we spent together, which was monumental in itself. No, it started way before that. It started the first moment my retina captured the sight of you that day at the bank when time stood still and the atom was split. And then my brain couldn't erase it. And even though at that time the possibility of me and you was only a fantasy, it eventually came true. But then I lost you and I've been searching for you ever since. And no matter how much time has passed, somehow I keep a door open for the posibility that maybe, just maybe one day I will wake up and see that beautiful smile of yours next to me.  Meanwhile I keep drowning myself in a sea of pointless pu...

The Playboy Mansion

Ok, now that you've decided it's time for you to start anew, you best be doing that the right way. If you wanna be a playboy, you gotta start living like one. Or the closest you can get. And the best place to start is your crib.

Now, regardless you have your own place, you rent or you're super rich and already have a mansion and a maid, you should remember that in other peoples eyes, your place is a reflection of yourself. And this reflection needs to be squeaky clean.

As stated above, you should clean your place to the tiniest detail. Especially important are the bathroom, bedroom and kitchen.

Let's start with the bathroom. Beside having all the tiles, faucets and toilet polished, you should bear in mind to have a variety of toiletries, not only for you, but also for every potential woman that will cross your doorstep. As such you should always keep handy some make-up pads, night cream, blow dryer, q tips, hair brush, extra set of toothbrushes, fresh set of towels, hell you can even sport a few extra razors, just in case. Everything has to be neatly stored, but also in sight, so that if on of your conquest does need something, she doesn't have to ask you for it. Three ply, scented toilet paper is a must. Don't be cheap on TP. Don't forget to have everything in your bathroom working properly. You don't want any embarrassing situations where your toilet doesn't flush properly.

Kitchen. Regardless you're a breakfast in bed kind of guy, or "Let me call you a cab" at 5 in the morning, you should always be prepared to fix a quick meal if you have to or to have a couple of things handy in the fridge. Cleanliness is key once again. No one wants to spend much time in your house if you have dirty dishes in the sink or there's molded pizza laying around. Remember you are a playboy, a master of seduction and that shit is not sexy. Make sure you are stocked up on some chocolate, fruit, water and last but not least, some quality alcohol. And since we are on this subject, let's get into a bit more detail. I'm sure you've heard this expression a lot in the movies, "May I invite you over to my place for a night cap?". You will use this a lot, and you better make sure you're ready for it. So don't cut corners on this one. You should always stock up on white wine, red wine, quality vodka, single malt whiskey, a bottle of bubbly and bottled water. Even if you are not a connoisseur of fine drinks, you can always find very good guides on the internet. Plus it doesn't hurt to pick up some skills in this department. After all, a playboy always knows his whiskey.

In the food department you should be prepared for a quick snack that goes well with the drinks. The golden rule here is, cheese and grapes go with the wine, chocolate goes with hard liquor and everything goes with sparkling wine. Also it's a good idea to have some fresh eggs in case you wanna dazzle her with some Benedict eggs in the morning.

Now, for the most important part. The bedroom. "This is where the magic happens", so obviously after they freshen up and you offer them a fine drink and snack, you will lead your conquests to the bedroom. Here, the bed has to be impeccable. That means the mattress doesn't have any loose springs, the bed sheets are of the finest quality cotton, silk or whatever, and most importantly, they are fresh and clean. I advise you use a bed sheet perfume for optimal effect. Also if your bed is not sturdy enough and it squeaks, fix it. There is nothing more annoying than a squeaky bed during sex. Another thing of utmost importance is the decor. The bedroom should be able to provide the most romantic atmosphere and you can achieve that easily with some scented candles, a good selection of music playing in the background and some well placed decorations around the room, like some flower vases. Remember women love flowers and that will show them you are a sensitive and thoughtful guy. You can fool them easily. Lastly, remember to have quite handy all other accessories required for a successful evening, like condoms, sex toys, handcuffs, lube, scented oils, etc.

The reason for all of the above is that if you find yourself in the situation where you get a girl to your place, but she's not quite convinced she wants to have sex with you, the way you present your home might just tip the scales in your favor. Not only that, but it will mentally put you in the position of superiority, because you have nothing to worry about if it happens.

So heed my advice, get up off your ass, put on the rubber gloves and get down to work.

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